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A young homeless guy knocked on the door of an expensive looking house and asked the owner if he could do any jobs for small money to buy food.

The owner thought for a moment then told the guy yes, he could give him 10 bucks to do a painting job.

“how big is the job?” asked the homeless guy.

“Not too big, I want you” Said the owner,

“To paint the porch out behind the house. The paint is there, the brushes are there, I’ve just not had time to get round to doing it.”

“Ok” says the guy, and he strolls off round the house.

Half an hour later the there is another knock on the door, the owner opens it and the homeless guy is standing there

“Finished” he says, “Can I have my ten Bucks?”

“Wow!” says the owner “that was quick!”

“It was easy” said the homeless man

“But I should tell you, it ain’t a porch, it’s a BMW”
 

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