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Photo deleted by moderator. Religious insults of this kind will not be tolerated, period!
I'm glad you're happy being a Presbyterian, but hey dude, enough with the anticatholic jokes. If we don't hang together, we'll all hang separately. ;)
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Whether burned at the stake or hung.....
Won't be the first time for us Reformed Protestants ;)

I appreciate the "Holy See's" focus upon Protestant similarities and not differences in the Second Vatican Council.

Be blessed,
Soli Deo Gloria,
Bombastic
I admit I am Catholic and will drink anything with alcohol in it from a bottle. Quote I remember from a Irish Catholic Priest we had and was good. Just remember we should all be able to laugh but keep our religion serious in our hearts. The Woke are trying desperately to take it from us.
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