Do not tell me dogs cannot talk. I know better. I saw it all myself. It was at Sterzing,—that most picturesque of all the Tyrolean villages on the Italian slope of the Brenner,—with its long, single street, zigzagged like a straggling path in the snow,—perhaps it was laid out that way,—and its little, open square, with shrine and rude stone fountain, surrounded by women in short skirts and hobnailed shoes, dipping in their buckets. On both sides run queer arcades, sheltering shops, their doorways piled up with cheap stuffs, fruit, farm implements and the like, and at the far end,—almost the last house in the town,—stands the inn, where you breakfast. An old, old inn, with swinging sign framed by fantastic iron work, and decorated with overflows of foaming ale in green mugs, crossed clay pipes, and little round dabs of yellow-brown, suggestive, no doubt, of cakes,— the whole typical of good cheer within. And with a great archway, too, wide and high, with enormous, barn-like doors fronting on the straggling, zig-zag street. Under this a cobblestone pavement leads to the door of the coffee room and out to the stable beyond. These great doors kept out the driving snows and the whirls of sleet and rain, and are slammed-to behind horse, sleigh and all, if not in the face, certainly in the very teeth of the gale, while you disentangle your half-frozen legs at your leisure, almost within sight of the blazing fire of the coffee room within.
Under this great archway then, against one of these big doors, his big paws just inside the shadow line,—for it was not winter, but a brilliant summer morning,—the grass all dusted with powdered diamonds, the sky a turquoise and the air a joy,—under this archway, I say, sat a big St. Bernard dog, squat on his haunches, his head well up, like a grenadier on guard,—his eyes commanding the approaches down the road, up the road, and across the street; taking in the passing peddler with the tinware, and the girl with a basket strapped to her back, her fingers knitting for dear life,—not to mention so unimportant an object as myself swinging down the road, my iron-shod alpenstock hammering the cobbles.
He made no objection to my entering, neither did he receive me with any show of welcome. There was no bounding forward, no wagging of the tail, no aimless walk around for a moment, only to settle down in another spot; nor was there any sudden growl or forbidding look in the eye. None of these things entered his thoughts, for none of these things were part of his duty. The landlord would do the welcoming, and the blue-shirted porter take my knapsack and show me the way to the coffee room. His business was to sit still and guard that archway. Paying guests, and those known to the family,—yes! But stray mountain goats, chickens, inquisitive, pushing peddlers, pigs, and wandering dogs,—well, he would take care of these.
Put a cap with a gold band on his head and he would really have made an ideal concierge. Even without the band, he concentrated in his face all the superiority, repose and exasperating reticence of that necessary concomitant of Continental hotel life.
While the cutlets and coffee were being fried and boiled, I dragged a chair across the road and tilted it back out of the sun against the wall of a house. I, too, commanded a view down past the blacksmith shop, where they were heating a great iron tire to clap on the hind wheel of a “diligence,” and up the street as far as the little square where the women were still clattering about on the cobbles, their buckets on their shoulders. Thus it was that I fell to watching the dog.
The more I looked at him, the more his personality took possession of me. The exceeding gravity of his demeanor; his dignified attitude. The quiet, silent reserve about him. The way he looked at you from under his eyebrows,—not eagerly, or furtively, but with a self-possessed, competent air, quite like a captain of a Cunarder scanning a horizon from the bridge, or a French gendarme, watching the shifting crowds from one of the little stone circles anchored out in the rush of the boulevards, was a look of authority backed by unlimited power. Then, his hairy chops had a certain dignified cut to them as they drooped over his teeth beneath his black, stubby nose. His ears, too, rose and fell easily, and without undue haste or excitement when the sound of horses’ hoofs put him on his guard, or a goat wandered too near. And with all this, one could see that he was not a meddlesome dog, nor a snarler,—no running out and giving tongue at each passing object,—not that kind of a dog at all. Just a plain, substantial, well-mannered, dignified, self-respecting St. Bernard dog, who knew his place and kept it, who knew his duty and did it, and who would no more chase a cat than he would bite your legs in the dark. Put a cap with a gold band on his head and he would really have made an ideal concierge. Even without the band, he concentrated in his face all the superiority, repose and exasperating reticence of that necessary concomitant of Continental hotel life.
Suddenly I noticed a more eager expression on the face of my dog-concierge opposite. One ear was unfurled, like a flag, and almost run to the masthead; the head was turned quickly down the road. Then I heard the sound of wheels below the shop. Then his dogship straightened up and stood on four legs, his tail wagging slowly.
Another dog was coming.
A great Danish hound, with white eyes and black-and-tan ears, a tail as long and smooth as a policeman’s night-club,—one of those sleek and shining dogs with powerful chest and knotted legs, a little bowed in front, with black lips, and dazzling, fang-like teeth. He was spattered, too, with brown spots, and sported a single white foot. Altogether, he was a dog of quality,—of ancestry,—of a certain position in his own land,—who followed his master’s mountain wagon as much for love of adventure as anything else. A dog of parts, too, who could, perhaps, hunt the wild boar, or give chase to the agile deer. Moreover, he was not an inn dog. He was rather a palace dog, or a chateau, or a shooting-box dog, who, in his off moments, trotted behind dog carts filled with guns, sportsmen in knee-breeches or in front of landaus when my lady went an-airing.
And with all this,—and quite naturally,—he was a dog of breeding, who, while he insisted on his own rights, respected those of others. I saw all this before he had spoken ten words to the concierge,—the St. Bernard dog, I mean. For he did talk to him, and the conversation was just as plain to me, tilted back against the wall, out of the sun, waiting for my cutlets and coffee, as if I had been a dog myself, and understood each word of it.
First, he walked up sideways, his tail wagging and straight out, like a patent towel-rack. Then he walked round the concierge, who followed his movements with becoming interest, wagging his own tail, straightening his forelegs and sidling around him kindly, as befitted the stranger’s rank and quality, but with a certain dog-independence of manner, passing the time of day, and intimating, by certain twists of his tail, that he felt quite sure his excellency would like the air and scenery the further he got up the pass,—all strange dogs did.
During this interchange of canine civilities, the landlord who was helping out the two men,—the companions of the dog, one round and pudgy, the other lank and scrawny, but both in knickerbockers, with green hats decorated with cock feathers and edelweiss,—assisted by the blue-shirted porter, who carried in the bags and alpenstocks, closing the coffee-room door behind them.
Suddenly the strange dog—who had been beguiled by the courteous manner of the concierge—realized that his master had disappeared. The man was hungry, no doubt, and half blinded by the glare of the sun, and, after the manner of his kind, had dived into this shelter without a word to the dumb beast who had tramped behind his wheels, swallowing the dust his horse kicked up.
When the strange dog realized this,—I saw the instant the idea entered his mind, as I caught the sudden loss of the head,—he gave a quick glance around with that uneasy, furtive, anxious look that comes into a dog’s face when he discovers that he is adrift in a strange place without his master. What face is so utterly miserable, and what eyes so pleading—the tears just under the lids—as the lost dog’s?
Then it was beautiful to see the concierge. With a sudden arching of the neck he reassured the strange dog—telling him, as plainly as could be, not to worry—they were only inside, and would be out after breakfast. There was no mistaking what he said to him. It was all done with a peculiar curving of the neck, a reassuring wag of the tail and quick glance toward the coffee room, and a few frolicsome, kittenish jumps, plainly indicating that as for himself the occasion was one of great hilarity, with absolutely no cause for anxiety. Then, if you could have seen that anxious look fade away, and the responsive, reciprocal wag of the night club of a tail, and the sudden peace that came into his eyes, as he followed the concierge to the doorway, dropping his ears and throwing himself beside him, looking up into his face, his tongue out, panting, after the habit of his race,—the white saliva dropping upon his paws.
Then it was that the concierge’s manner altered. It was not gruff, nor savage, nor severe,—it was only firm and decided.
Then followed a long talk, conducted in side glances, and punctuated with the quiet laughs of more slapping of tails on the cobbles, as the concierge listened to the adventures of the stranger, or matched it with funny experiences of his own.
Here a whistle from the coffee-room window startled him. Even so rude a being as a man is sometimes mindful of his dog. In an instant both were on their feet, the concierge ready for whatever would turn up, the stranger trying to locate the sound and his master. Another whistle, and he was off, bounding down the road, looking wistfully at the windows, and rushing back bewildered. Suddenly the thought popped into his head that the shortcut to his master lay through the archway. Then it was that the concierge’s manner altered. It was not gruff, nor savage, nor severe,—it was only firm and decided. With his tail still wagging, showing his kindness and willingness to oblige, but with spine rigid and hair bristling, he explained clearly and succinctly to that strange dog how absolutely impossible it would be for him to permit his crossing the archway. Up went the spine of the stranger, and out went his tail like a bar of steel, the feet braced and the whole body taut as standing rigging. But the concierge kept on wagging his tail, though his hair still bristled,—saying as plainly as could be:
“My dear sir, do not blame me. I assure you that nothing in the world would give me more pleasure than to throw the whole house open to you; but consider for a moment. My master puts me here to see that nobody comes in but those he wishes to see, and that all other livestock, and most especially dogs, shall be kept out. (This with head bent on one side and neck arched.) Now, while I have the most distinguished consideration for your dogship (tail wagging violently), and would gladly oblige you, you must see that my honor is at stake (spine more rigid), and I feel assured that under the circumstances you will not press a request (low growl) which you must know would be impossible for me to grant.”
And the strange dog did not. On the contrary, he lowered his tail as he listened, swaying it back and forth, until his interest increased it to a positive wag, ending in a sudden wheel and bound down the road,—convinced but not satisfied.
Then the concierge gravely settled himself once more on his haunches in his customary place, his eyes commanding the view up and down and across the road, where I sat still tilted back in my chair waiting for my cutlets,—his whole body at rest, his face expressive of that quiet content resultant upon duties performed and honor untarnished.
But the stranger had duties, too,—to answer the whistle, and find his master. So back he rushed to the concierge, looking up into his face, his eyes restless and anxious.
Then a dash, and he was around by the archway, licking the concierge in the face, biting his neck, rubbing his nose under his forelegs, saying over and over again how deeply he thanked him.
“If it was inconsistent with his honor to permit him to cross the threshold, was there any other way he could get into the coffee room?” This last with a low whine of uneasiness, and a toss of head.
“Yes, certainly; why had he not mentioned it before? It would give him very great pleasure to show him the way to the side entrance,” jumping to his feet, and away he went, everything wagging now, and stopped stock still at the corner, pointing with his nose to the closed door.
Then the stranger bounded down with a scurry and plunge, nervously edging up to the door, wagging his tail, crooning a low, anxious whine, springing to one side, his paws now on the sill, his nose at the crack until the door opened, and he dashed inside.
What happened in the coffee room I do not know, for I could not see. I am willing, however, to wager that a dog of his loyalty, dignity and sense of duty, did just what a dog of quality would do. No awkward springing at his master’s chest with his dusty paws leaving marks on his vest front; no rushing around chairs and tables in mad joy at being let in, alarming waitresses and children. Only a low whine and gurgle of delight, a rubbing of his cold nose against his master’s hand, a low, earnest look up into his face,—so frank, so trustful,—a look that carried no reproach for being shut out, and only gratitude for being let in. A moment more, and he was back again, head in air, sweeping in with a glance everything in the road, looking for his friend. Then a dash, and he was around by the archway, licking the concierge in the face, biting his neck, rubbing his nose under his forelegs, saying over and over again how deeply he thanked him,—how glad and proud he was of his acquaintance, and how delighted he would be if he came down to Vienna, or Milan, or wherever he came from, so that he might show him some attention, and make it pleasant for him.
Just here the landlord called out that the cutlets and coffee were ready, and, man like, I went in to breakfast.
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