The first one said " I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!"
The second doctor said " I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he's training for the Olympic gymnast team!"
The third doctor said "I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high speed train. All they could find was the horse's ass, few body parts, and her hair. I put them together and now she's the Speaker of the US House!"