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Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money."
 

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"Lemon Pickers Needed” read the ad in the

newspaper.

Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it, and decided to

apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.

She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but

seemed far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal arts degree

from the University

of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University.

For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as

a school teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that

you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. “However, I have

to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced

three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for

Hillary.”

She started work yesterday.
 
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