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July 27, 2018
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Disclaimer: I used three of these. The term Holy Crap doesn't even begin to sum up my horrific experience with the ironically coined "gentle" Dulcolax relief. It went something like this:
-Constipated, took three pills at 1:00 pm. Bad timing, who knew?
-6:00 pm: Attempt to work out at OrangeTheory. Blow everybody off the treadmill with bad gas. Spend rest of class in bathroom. Knocks on door periodically from others who probably had the good sense not to use this stuff.
-6:00 pm -11:00: Stomach cramps, gas, sweats, dizziness, explosive diarrhea. Family likely considers fleeing. Husband wisely decides to adopt the downstairs bathroom.
-Instead of getting ready for work, spend an hour on the porcelain throne. Explosive diarrhea.
-10:00 am: Excuse yourself from work meeting, dash to the bathroom, barely making it. Promptly clear the bathroom with more gas and diarrhea.
-12:00: Excuse yourself from meeting with your boss in favor of blowing out said bathroom again. Colleagues hate you.
-5:00: Leave work mortified. Hoping you still have a job in the morning.
Bottom line (no pun intended), constipation is better than this nonsense.