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Angus Jones , the kid star on 2 1/2 Men ( now 19 yo ) , now calls the show filth ............. now that's funny
And he just earlier this yr signed a new contract that pays $300,000 per episode

Q: Why was the blonde looking and looking into the refrigerator?

A: Because the orange juice box said ...... Concentrate

Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Because the little propellers cost extra!

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops
for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door
saying "NERDS NOT ALLOWED -- ENTER AT OWN RISK!" He goes in and sits
down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of
nerdy, asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he
drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is
hauling. The bartender says OK, truck drivers are not nerds, and
serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in
with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of
pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender,
without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The
truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender said not to
worry, the nerds are overpopulating the Silicon Valley, and are in
season now. You don't even need a license, he said.
So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and
heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident,
and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out
all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming,
grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and
programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't
let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the
bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of
them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps
out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said,
"What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season."
"Well, sure," said the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em."

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat
down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked,
"Going to a party?"
"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protested the barkeep.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."


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I always get a kick out of the hollywood types that get a conscience and want to do good only after they've made a lot of money. The funny thing about most of them is, they ask US to donate for THEIR causes! I did get a kick out of Charlie Sheen though. He was a whoremonger, drunk and druggie and enjoyed every second of it. Unlike his old man who slept on sewer grate one night to bring attention to the plight of the homeless. If he wanted to help the homeless he should have sent a bus around to pick them up and brought them to his home to eat and sleep. Apparently he wasn't THAT concerned about them.

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