Kansas, huh? So, how's Dorothy? Did she ever make it back? I never met a Munchkin I didn't like. I usually pick up a dozen or so when I visit Dunkin' Donuts. Some folks call 'em donut holes. I'm not too sure about that. Doesn't sound politically correct to me. Not sayin' I'm politically correct, yuh know? I always liked flying monkeys. We don't see many of them down here in Texas. Bet y'all have flocks of flying monkeys up there in Kansas. Flock? Is that the correct term? I don't know, like I said, we don't see 'em down here in Tejas. I see a flyin' pig every now and then, but no flyin' monkeys. Say, I bet yore happy yuh got rid of that governor of yours. I'm not. She's where she can do a Hell of lot more damage. I'm not sure how recall works in Kansas, but I shore wish you folks would recall her from D.C. Send them flyin' monkeys after her. Yuh think if'n yuh pour water on her she'll melt? I think it'd be worth a try. What do you think?
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