When I got up this morning it was still cold (what kind of knucklehead gets up while it's still dark?), my foot ached (crushed under a farm tractor when I was 17), my back ached (broke it & slipped disks in work accident 19 years ago), nose hurt (broke once by baseball & once when Mrs Injunbro dreamed someone was stealing her purse), knuckles hurt (you don't wanna know). Went to the shop to do a few chin-ups to get blood flowing & saw a knife project I'd started & tinkered w/ it until I heard Mrs I say "Why are you making another knife? You have more than you'll ever use now!" So I went & looked @ my favorite forum & saw I'm @ 1,000 posts & decided I needed to do something a little differant. Anyone who wants a hillbilly-half-breed knife hand forged from a horse hoof file & bone handle tell a story or joke or something. I'll mail it to the one who makes the grumpy old Injun laugh (or cry) the best in the next few days. Tried to post a picture but my slow computer ain't helping me any.