Little Johnnie's teacher asked the class what is Easter?
One little girl said that Easter is when you're Mom makes a big meal with roast turkey, dressing and all the family comes over.
The teacher says I think that's Thanksgiving. Anybody else know what Easter is?
A boy in the back said Easter is when you decorate a pine tree and Santy brings presents.
The teacher said that's Christmas! Doesn't anybody know what Easter is?
Little Johnnie says Easter is when they took this Jesus feller and put him on a cross.
The teacher says Very good John...please continue!
Well then they put Jesus in a hole and put a big rock over it.
Teacher: Very Good! Continue John.
Well then there was thunder & lightning and the rock rolled away....The guy came out and looked around.....then went back in his hole and we had 6 more weeks of Winter!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do.… Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"