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Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Southerner?


Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, begins screaming "Allahu Akbar!", raises the knife, and charges at you and your family.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?





THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:




Democrat's Answer:

� Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

� Just what is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP? A new cell phone?

� Does the man look poor, hungry or oppressed?

� Is he really a terrorist or am I guilty of profiling?

� Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Have I brought this on myself?

� Could we run away?

� What does my wife think?

� What about the kids?

� Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to my children?

� I need to debate this with some of my like-minded friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

� This is all so confusing!



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Republican's Answer:



BANG!





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Southerner's Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!



Click.... (Sounds of inserting a new magazine)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click.



Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or the XTP's?”



Son: “Can I shoot the next one?”



Wife: “ You are not taking that to the taxidermist!”

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For the "cult of little girl mutilators".....I lube my bullets with LARD!
 

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Lol, I’d be From the south y’all..mate!:)

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AZ: BANG BANG! Splat.

Little girl: Nice double tap Dad but didn't you teach us one shot one kill? What if that bullet you wasted was needed for his cohorts?"

AZ Man: "You're starting to sound like your mother..."
 

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I’d say that is probably racist. To leave no doubt you left out the order of shots taken by the southern boy. Number one to the right knee, number two to the left knee, number three to the left hip, number four to the right hip, number five to the belly button, etc etc. :D
Number 5 about 9 inches SOUTH of the belly button. .... maybe #6 & 7 there too.


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Three in the crotch, two in the chest, one in the noggin. That's the Chicago Way. :)
I'm liking that pork lard bullet lube idea too. ;)

I have to admit, the kids would definitely want to get in on the action.
So a kind of Midwestern Southerner?
 

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Those who suggest several to the crotch are just sadistic! You’d deny him his 72 virgin goats? That’s just downright mean!
Yep. ;)
 

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Don't have a Kimber, but have something that will pretty much do the same job. Thinking I fall in the Republican shading towards Southern category.

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Being from the south, but now living in the north. It would go bang, bang to the chest, and bang to the head incase he's wearing a winter jacket. I hate to waste lead, it's getting expensive. Dead is Dead. So I quess somewhere between Southerner and conservative.
 

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Definitely Southern. No Kimber but whatever carrying will be emptied time and again till sure no more threat. Would probably be RIA 1911 double stack 16 round 10mm.
 

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This joke may soon become something for the archives .. if what is happening in VA holds :(

Is Virginia still "The South"
 
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