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Little Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old, But they know they are in love One day they decide that they want to get married. Billy goes to Lucy's father to ask him for her hand:

Billy bravely walks up to him and says.

"Mr. Smith, me and Lucy are in love.

I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing. Mr. Smith replies....

"Well Billy, you're only 12. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Billy replies....

"In Lucy's room. It's bigger than mine. We can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable. Mr. Smith says with a huge grin....

"Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Lucy."

Again, Billy instantly replies....

"Our pocket money, Lucy gets five dollars a week and I get 8 dollars' that's about 52 dollars a month. So that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed Billy has put so much thought into this....

"Well Billy, It seems like you have everything worked out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have Little children of your own?"

Billy just shrugs his shoulders and says....

"Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks Billy is so adorable....
 

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Reminded me of my dad's old Silverado. He didn't have to role down a window to toss out is cigarette, he just dropped it through the hole in the floorboard. I joked that one day he was going to hit a chuckhole and the thing would completely disintegrate and leave him sitting on the road with the steering wheel in his hands.

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