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A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up

to the car and sees a nice-looking woman is driving and smells liquor on

her breath. He says, "I'm going to have to give you the breathalyzer test

to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol." She blows up the

balloon and he walks over to the police car.

After a couple of minutes comes back and says, "It looks like you've had a

couple of stiff ones." She replies "You mean it shows that, too?"
 

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Take me ! ! I just filled up my truck's gas tank.


My son-in-law, retired AF LtCol, how do you install the lawn mower blade? "I had it sharpened by someone else."

I remember that exact one and another one called Skeeter (I think) that had a propeller and a rubber band. And the army men that had a parachute, wad it up and throw it as high as I could and it would float back to the ground. Of course we would play outside, no computer, iPads or cell phones. How did we ever survive?
By coming home before 'dark' (But, I can still see by the streetlights) ! Got changed to "come home before the streetlights turn on.
 

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OK car guys,

 

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