A blonde needs money so she decides to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She goes to the schoolyard and grabs a kid. She writes a note: LEAVE $10,000 IN A BROWN PAPER BAG UNDER THE PINE TREE BEHIND THE SCHOOL OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR CHILD AGAIN. Then she pins it to his shirt and sends him home.
The next day she goes behind the school and there beneath the tree sure enough is a brown paper bag. Inside is $10,000 and a note: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO A FELLOW BLONDE?