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And she does it in heals. Also dresses like a girl.. Sign her up. I'd actually PAY to watch her play.
I'd like to see them ride that motorcycle with those short and very tight skirts.
 

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A blonde needs money so she decides to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She goes to the schoolyard and grabs a kid. She writes a note: LEAVE $10,000 IN A BROWN PAPER BAG UNDER THE PINE TREE BEHIND THE SCHOOL OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR CHILD AGAIN. Then she pins it to his shirt and sends him home.

The next day she goes behind the school and there beneath the tree sure enough is a brown paper bag. Inside is $10,000 and a note: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO A FELLOW BLONDE?
 

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When a teenage girl smiles at a boy, he tries to decide what makes him so sexy.

When a young lady smiles at a man in his 50s, he turns around to see who's the handsome guy behind him.

When a female of any age smiles at a man in his 80s, he looks down to see if he's unzipped.
 
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