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    It's Saturday and a few laughs are needed today

    If you take an Oriental person and spin him
    around several times, does he become disoriented?




    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new
    son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the
    family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you,
    I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to
    do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."

    The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the
    noise."

    "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the
    office and take charge of some of the operations."

    "I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being
    stuck behind a desk all day."

    "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you a
    half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't like
    factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with
    you?"

    "Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out!!!"




    Why don't Jewish mothers drink?

    Alcohol interferes with their suffering.




    What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most
    ironic?

    He was allergic to carrots.




    What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?

    Snoop in your medicine cabinet.




    The check up

    Max Levy goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body.

    After a thorough examination, the doctor gives him a clean bill of health.

    “Max, you're in excellent shape for an 85 year old man. But I'm not a magician - I can't make you any younger”, says the doctor.

    “Who asked you to make me younger?” says Max. “ Just make sure I get older!”



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    Life is full of choices.....


    An old Woman was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get Parkinsons or Alzheimers?"

    The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinsons - Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle."

















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