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    It's Wednesday , life is Wonderful , Want a laugh ?

    The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundreds of people swinging a long chain with
    one hand while holding a watch with the other hand .
    He's saying, "You're all in my power...you're all in my power.."
    Fifteen hundred people are going, "Oooo..."
    He starts to say it again, "You're all in my...", when he accidentally drops the watch.
    He says, "S***."
    It took them two weeks to dig everybody out.



    What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

    Hop in



    Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by
    the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?"

    "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir."

    "Oh? And what does your father do?"

    "He's in the Army, sir."



    Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were
    in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic,
    the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"
    The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the
    captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party.
    Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were
    repelled.

    Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels
    sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm
    as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was
    on, the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding
    parties,although this time more casualties occurred.
    Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting
    the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked,
    "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"
    The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give,
    exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the
    wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid."

    The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As dawn
    came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships,
    10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent
    and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The
    Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!"


    Regards ,
    George
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    Lovin' it here in N. Ga - I wasn't born here , but I got here as fast as I could .

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    Looks like November 6 will be Official Brown Pants Day.
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