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    It's Monday , back to work , need some relief ?

    No snow here . Surely not sad about it .................................

    A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great
    Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the
    terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate
    keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas."

    "The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Saint Peter and
    second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you ?"

    Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka
    had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers,
    the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.
    "Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?"
    "Nothing," replied the waiter. "They were all too busy slipping the
    seeds into their pockets."

    A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind
    a big fat lady. The little boy says, "hey dad, look how fat that lady is!"
    "Shhhh, quiet son, she'll hear you."

    "But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"
    "Shhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice!"

    "But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"
    "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice and it's rude!"

    Suddenly the fat lady's beeper goes off.

    "Look out dad, she's backing up!"

    Regards ,
    George , what's a beeper you say ? Well in a time long , long ago ..................
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    Good ones George!

    Speaking of Beepers/Pagers a couple of years ago (before I retired) my Wife and I were going through a burger drive through and when I pulled up to the pay window I had to lean over on to my right to get the money out and the young man behind the window said "Is that one of those pager things?" I told him yes it was, to which he responded, "I have heard of those, but never saw one before"
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    I went into a Wally World recently to buy shoe polish, and sure enuff, the kid on the register picked it up, looked at it, and asked "What's this for?" Guess the kids today only wear sneakers. Is that what they call them now?
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