I remember E.J. He was a colorful character. He started out playing both linebacker and center, but due to degrading mobility he played only center for at least one more season. He died last September but anyone who remembers the early days of the Chiefs will remember him.E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his twelve knee operations: “My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.”
Here's another one. When George Brett was asked about the success of his hemorrhoid treatment he said, "The pain is behind me."