Can somebody say...camping?:rolleyes:
Jailers used to have keys that doubled as single-fire guns as a last resort for self defense.
A guy works for a polling company, going door to door collecting demographic data. At one house he’s talking to an Italian fellow and asks, “Is anyone in this house a technocrat?”
The guy yells upstairs, “Hey, Giuseppe, are you a technocrat?”
A voice replies, “No, I’m a-washin’ my hands."
Ohhh Yeahhh!!! Thanks much guys!!!