A political message - Heaven or Hell ???
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    A political message - Heaven or Hell ???


    While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a
    car and died.

    His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

    "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter.
    "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official
    around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

    "No problem, just let me in," says the Senator..

    "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you
    spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend

    "Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

    "I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

    And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down
    to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the
    distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other
    politicians who had worked with him.

    Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his
    hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense
    of the people.* *They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the
    finest champagne.

    Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good
    time dancing and telling jokes.

    They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time
    to go.
    Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

    The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is
    waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven.."

    So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving
    from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before
    he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

    "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your

    The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it
    before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

    So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell..

    Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land
    covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking
    up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

    The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

    "I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there
    was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne,
    and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage
    and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

    The devil smiles at him and says,
    "Yesterday we were campaigning,
    Today, you voted."

    Vote wisely on November 2, 2010
    Teach them the truth, and let them sort thru the cobwebs of liberalism that have infested their minds.
    When the time comes that I don't want a new gun, call the undertaker!
    When they come for your guns, give them the ammo first!
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    Re: A political message - Heaven or Hell ???

    What is sad Gregory is that is far too true about politicians. Tell anything to get the vote and then they have 2, 4 or 6 years before they have to worry again depending on the office they hold.
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