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    A cowboy in heaven...

    A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
    'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

    'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

    'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were
    threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
    So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,
    kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
    And then I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'

    St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

    'Couple of minutes ago.'
    “So son, explain again exactly why there’s a stripper in your bedroom?"

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    Re: A cowboy in heaven...

    Good one, BC!!!! Ya' got a smile out of me. Bob
    When you want the BEST! Bob

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    Re: A cowboy in heaven...

    I stole that one BC2, Thanks
    My friends call me 'Mick'
    Save the Second Amendment, take a kid shooting!

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    Re: A cowboy in heaven...








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    Re: A cowboy in heaven...

    Works for me.
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