Something We Need These Days

[19and41]

With the new members coming online from the corners of the world, I thought I would try a resource that might help. Bing Translator lets you enter text and will translate it to another language. I'll know if it works if I neither provoke nor mystify our new member from Italy!

[Injunbro]

Wow, can it translate Apache or Mohawk?

[19and41]

Sorry, I'm trying to do 'liberal' right now.

[USMC Snakedriver]

This should be good......

[USMC Snakedriver]

I just noticed somebody joined from New Jersey, can that program translate what he writes?

[peterpistol]

Oh, that would be great although majority of the people who goes online, knows how to write the English language. So, we all understand each other in one way or another.

[oldgrump]

WOW ! Do you think it will translate what my wife keeps muttering ?

[Bob K]

WOW ! Do you think it will translate what my wife keeps muttering ?

You don't want to know!!!!! Why do you think she's muttering? Bob

[NWDave]

Oh, that would be great although majority of the people who goes online, knows how to write the English language. So, we all understand each other in one way or another.

You sure about that? There are some people on these forums on the internet that make me sometimes go "HUH!!!????" And they were supposedly raised in the U.S. or Canada. Being able to read and write the American Language (it is vastly different from "English") doesn't necessarily lend itself to understanding the meaning of the word. If you've ever watched NCIS and watched Ziva become a functioning NCIS Special Agent and how Tony spends alot of time explaining some of the "slang" Americans use and the hidden meanings, well, there you go. Heck, we can't even expect 12 Senators to come to a common understanding and consensus, but that's another subject for another day.

[Injunbro]

So could that be used to translate "Blonde" into something that makes sense? I think my wife keeps telling me to go ahead & buy more guns but ever since she yelled "Goose!" when she meant "Duck!" & I got wanked in the head w/ a baseball I'm not so sure...