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    Julie Andrews Turning 79 - this is hysterical!

    To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are the lyrics she used (and I posted in LARGE type so you ole f**ts can read it):






    (Sing It!) - If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!!


    Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
    Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
    Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
    Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
    Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.


    When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
    When the knees go bad,

    I simply remember my favorite things,
    And then I don't feel so bad.


    Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
    No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
    Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
    These are a few of my favorite things.


    Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
    Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
    And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
    When we remember our favorite things.


    When the joints ache, When the hips break,
    When the eyes grow dim,
    Then I remember the great life I've had,
    And then I don't feel so bad.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
    (Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd
    that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores. Please
    share Ms. Andrews' clever wit and humor with others who
    would appreciate it.)
    Last edited by Wiregrassguy; 01-16-2013 at 10:25 AM.
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    that is awesome. she has always been one of my favorite actresses
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    Little known Julie Andrews fact...

    Did ya'll know Julie Andrews went "TOPLESS" on screen?

    In 1981 Blake Edwards made a movie called "S.O.B.", (a comedy) about a fading movie producer that had a plan for a successful comeback film.

    He'd get a actress famous for her "wholesome image" to appear "nude" on screen. At the age of 47, Julie Andrews bared them both.

    It had an all star cast to include such luminaries as William Holden, Larry Hagman, Robert Preston & Shelly Winters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOONDAWG View Post
    Did ya'll know Julie Andrews went "TOPLESS" on screen?

    In 1981 Blake Edwards made a movie called "S.O.B.", (a comedy) about a fading movie producer that had a plan for a successful comeback film.

    He'd get a actress famous for her "wholesome image" to appear "nude" on screen. At the age of 47, Julie Andrews bared them both.

    It had an all star cast to include such luminaries as William Holden, Larry Hagman, Robert Preston & Shelly Winters.
    She was married to Blake Edwards at that time.
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    I was always in love with Julie Andrews!

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    Thats great Guy.
    Stolen and sent to my OLDER sister.

    Topless...really...you mean no hat at all !!!
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    Hilarious,I put that on my Facebook page


 

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