Now Sunday is a day of rest , reflection .
Don't go workin' on those 'honey-do's' .
I often rest at the gun range and reflect on how my shootin' went .......................
Why did Chelsea Clinton grow up a confused child?
Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them .
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
A: No one wanted to stand up and say. . .Idaho...
Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?
A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals.
As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are very attached to."
"But doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel, ummm...
*physically* attracted to my horse."
"Hmmm," the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?"
"Female, of course!" the man replied.
"What do you think I am...GAY???"
Regards ,
George , ain't got no Honey to tell me what to Do
Don't go workin' on those 'honey-do's' .
I often rest at the gun range and reflect on how my shootin' went .......................
Why did Chelsea Clinton grow up a confused child?
Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them .
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
A: No one wanted to stand up and say. . .Idaho...
Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?
A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals.
As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are very attached to."
"But doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel, ummm...
*physically* attracted to my horse."
"Hmmm," the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?"
"Female, of course!" the man replied.
"What do you think I am...GAY???"
Regards ,
George , ain't got no Honey to tell me what to Do