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    Sex and the Elderly...

    The ninety three year old lady finished her annual
    physical examination, the Doctor said, "You are in fine
    shape for your age, Mrs. Green, but tell me, do
    You still have intercourse?"

    "Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband", she said.

    She stepped out into the crowded reception room
    and yelled out loud:

    "Bob, do we still have intercourse?"

    There was a complete hush - you could have heard a pin drop.

    Bob answered impatiently, "If I told you once,
    Irma, I've told you a hundred Times. What we have is...


    Blue Cross!"
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    My wife and I have Blue Cross also! Good stuff

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    I'm not sure, either. I'll ask my wife.

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    Missus Fan is a Senior Citizen.
    I'll hafta ask her.
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    Savage, now that was funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1av8r View Post
    I'm not sure, either. I'll ask my wife.
    So, I asked her and I'm still not sure. Any of you heard of NUN Insurance?
    She said something about having NUN.

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    HA! An 80 year old married couple were at the table having breakfast and she coyly cooed "my breasts are just as hot for you as the day I met you". He replied "honey that's because they are resting down in your oatmeal".
    Death to the UN Agenda 21. Death to the New World Order. Death to the Hegelian Dialectic Process.

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    Well I'm sure everyone will agree that it's better than "hall sex". You pass each other in the hall and say "SCREW YOU!"(and I'm being polite).
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