This may be a nit "blue" for some folks..

[mmitch]

I used to bounce a blues club bar, here in Nashville. We, because of the music business actually attracted quite an international clientele.
One early morning around 2:30 or so, I was sitting with two guests who were waiting to share a cab back to there accommadations. Since the cab wasn't going to arrive for a while, I bought these visitors, one from Russia, the other a Italan American from The Bronx, a couple of drinks. We shot the bull awhile, healthy young men discussing what healthy young men talk-about, and the conversation turned to foreplay.
I asked our new Russian friend what constitutes foreplay in the Motherland, and he, without hesitation, says "Brace yourself, Natasha!"
"Ah Hah", I replied, "that's good to know."
My new Paisano friend stated he liked to cut to the chase and his Italian style foreplay consisted of an authoritative, "GIT INA BED!"
He said that worked everytime.

They then both turned to me, asking, "and, what, praytell, is Mike's technique for foreplay?"
I fell to my knees, looked up and with a beseeching clasp of my hands together, I pled. "PLEASE, PLEASE, oh, PLEASE!"

I believe, in that very instant, I lost their respect.

Mike

[Injunbro]

I pled. "PLEASE, PLEASE, oh, PLEASE!"

I believe, in that very instant, I lost their respect.

Mike

Well, yeah, but good practice for marriage...

[mmitch]

'bro,

You made me weep with laughter!
So true, good one!

Mike

[Widetrack55]

I always liked the line Frank on Everybody Loves Raymond uses to let his wife know he's interested in some sex, "Hey you, come here a minute."

[azmick]

A whole minute? Wow

[DocZeus]

It's funny how "Old Married Folks" have those "pet code words" for sex.....and how the MEANING can change over the years.....

Ours was "let's have some fun", back in the day.....I asked the Wife that last Saturday morning; it was quiet, dogs asleep, kids all moved out, and she said "SURE!!!"

So, I loaded up the truck, and we went to the range.....

DocZeus
AKA
David