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    12 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women (0r for our Female Members "Men")

    1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun
    2. You can trade your .44 for two .22's
    3. You can have a handgun at home and another for on the road.
    4. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try it out.
    5. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of Ammo.
    6. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
    7. Handguns don't take up a lot of your closet space.
    8. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
    9. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
    10. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep right after you are done using it.
    11. A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is.
    12. A handgun won't complain if you are a "Little fast on the trigger."
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    Let me add a few on there pardner:
    13. You can trade in the old handgun you've had for years for a new one & it will be worth more than you spent on it.
    14. You can lock up your handgun in the dark until you're ready to use it again.
    15. You don't have to feed your handgun until you're ready to shoot it.
    16. If you don't like how much noise it makes you can feed it reduced loads or wear ear plugs w/out objections.
    17. Your handgun doesn't snore @ night.
    18. You can shoot your handgun w/ out it shooting back.
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    Funny BUT I don't want to sleep on the sofa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kcq1 View Post
    Funny BUT I don't want to sleep on the sofa.
    Smart move!
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    A gun won't call you 3 times a day for a week after you take it out for the first time...

    I'm single and sleep where I want... sofa included...
    ".... Evil Flourishes When Good Men Do Nothing...."

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    ...Funny, but I don't recall a pistol or revolver yet that has cooked dinner for me, or has rubbeed my back when I'm dead tired, or actually whispered, "I love you" for any reason...

    I think I'll stick with that wonderful, versatel model I've been married to for better 'n 45 years now...

    Bill

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    Marrage is a wonderful institution Bill... that's why so many guys end up committed...
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    ".... Evil Flourishes When Good Men Do Nothing...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sebago Son View Post
    Marrage is a wonderful institution Bill... that's why so many guys end up committed...
    thats why i dont have a problem with gay marriage. everyone ought to have the chance to be miserable...


 

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